Hail my running brothers and sisters! Many of you know that my lovely and supportive wife ordered a custom, designed tech shirt for my first marathon. On the front, it sported our Team Vallejo logo, and on the back it said "Wicked Fast." Since then, Julie and I have debated what the next shirt should say. I think a good slogan should be funny with a touch of attitude. Here's a list of our ideas so far:
-Team Vallejo. We're not p#$$!es! (But spelled out. This was actually Julie's idea, but she said that I can't use it. Something about being rude. Yeah, I don't get it either.)
-If you're reading this, you're running for fun. (I like it, but is it too long?)
-It's Vallejo, not Vajayjay. (Julie thinks that only my friend Albert and I would get this and think it's funny. I told her Oprah would get it. She told me that I'm a dumbass.)
-Leaders lead from the front. (I keep telling this to my colleague, Frank Ziegler, because I'm trying to get him to return to racing. But he tells me that I have a better chance of seeing Kentucky beat UT at football.)
-My daughter thinks that I RAN to the grocery store. (She really does. 5 year olds can be very literal.)
-Get your Chip on!
-It's Go Time!
-I have a weird relationship with pain; it makes me go faster! (My wife thinks I'm a dumbass.)
-My wife thinks I'm a dumbass. ('Nuff said!)
Let me know which ones you liked, if any. Or if you have a better one that I can steal, let me know that too! Run hard and have fun, kids!